An Account Of the Great Flood of 3M

The Book of Webster, 13: 24-31

24 And it came to pass that in those days, the residents of the hall 3M had greatly angered the LORD, for their evil ways had become too common and their sins too plentiful to count. 25 And the LORD stretched out his mighty hand and smote them on the water heater, 26 and it burst forth into many waters. The water flooded in the hall and over their possessions, 27 and the residents of that evil hall were forced to toil many hours in order to drive the water back. 28 And the residents of the virtuous hall below, that of 2L, rejoiced. 29 They rejoiced because the LORD had smiled upon them, and their water heaters had remained intact 30 and their possessions had remained dry. 31 And so 2L found favor in the eyes of the LORD, and were protected from such catastrophes happening to them.