ATTENCION (that's French for "hey, listen!")
TO: ADAM, SANDEEP, WLAD, AND NICKY:
I have beaten Halo.
That means I am the master of the universe.
So you better watch out, because the next time we play a LAN floor game, you will have your asses handed to you on a silver platter. With a side dish of Whoopass.
Thank you for your time.
posted by Matt @ 7:53 PM
2 Comments:
Oh, yeah and to everyone else: Happy 2005.
Your pathetic little taunts don't work on me, because I don't even know who Robert Verdi IS!! SO HA!
I have yet to try Halo 2, but it doesn't matter anyway, because as soon as I started playing all the little computer-generated Covenant characters would shit themselves and commit suicide out of pure terror of my badass skillz, leaving nothing for me to actually do.
Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3 1/2, Halo 18, it doesn't matter. I will own you all.
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